Particle Acceleration: The Quagmire

Welcome, pun-lovers!

We've got a quagmire of puns, particles, and acceleration on your hands! Or should we say, on your Quirky Particles page?

• Why was our particle accelerator in the hospital? It was accelerating its recovery!
• Why did our particle go to the party? Because it was an atomic blast!
• What did the particle say when it got lost? Particle to the rescue!

And don't forget to check out our Proton Problems page for more particle-related puns!

Or, if you're feeling really Quarky, head over to our Quarky Quips page!