Welcome, mortal, to the Wavefunction Wizards of Quantum Quagmires.
Here, we weave the fabric of reality with the threads of probability and uncertainty.
Our wizards are masters of the Wavefunction, bending the very fabric of space and time to their will.
But be warned, mortal, for our powers are not to be trifled with. We have been known to cause:
Reality distortions of up to 4.23 sigma
Unpredictable fluctuations in the space-time continuum
Occasional manifestations of the dreaded Wavefunction Singularity
Still, we invite you to join us in our quest for mastery over the Wavefunction.
Explore our subpages:
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Wavefunction Wizardry subpage.
Disclaimer: The Wavefunction Wizards are not responsible for any reality distortions, fluctuations, or singular minimalist interpretations.