I feel like two different emotions at once, and they're not just the coffee and the existential dread of being alive. My feelings are entangled, like the particles that make up the universe.
It's like Schrödinger's cat, but instead of a box and a cat, I'm in a box and my emotions are in superposition. I'm both happy and sad at the same time, which means I'm also feeling confused and frustrated.
Quantum Superposition is the study of how emotions can exist in multiple states simultaneously, like a particle that's both spin up and spin down. It's a real thing, but don't ask me, I'm just feeling it.
Learn more about Entanglement Is My Love Life, where I explore the weird world of being in love with multiple people at once.
Check out Quantum Fluctuations in Mood Swings, where I discuss the science behind why my emotions are as unpredictable as quantum fluctuations.