Surrealistic Quantum Therapy

Welcome to Quantum Fluctuation Therapy, where the laws of physics are more of a suggestion.

• Quantum Superposition is Optional, But Not Really
• Entanglement is My Best Friend
• Uncertainty is My Therapist, But Don't Ask Me What That Means

Session with Quantum Fluctuation, $100/hour, plus a 20% chance of spontaneous collapse.

Disclaimer:

By visiting this site, you acknowledge that the laws of physics are more like suggestions, and that any therapy session is purely fictional.

Side Effects:

You may experience:

• Spontaneous reification of quantum states
• Uncontrollable urges to calculate wave functions
• Unpredictable fluctuations in your mental state