Wayward Wave Functions

We're still trying to figure out how to make wave functions behave in a wayward manner. It's a real challenge, let me tell you.

			
				// Wave Function Algorithm (WFA)
				// By: Dr. B. Waverton
				// Purpose: To make waves behave in a wayward manner.
				// Status: In development.
				// Bugs: Many.
				if (wave_is_wayward) {
					wave_wobble = true;
				} else {
					wave_wobble = false;
				}
			
		

We're also experimenting with using toilet paper to enhance our wave functions. It's a bold new approach, but we're not quite sure if it's going to work.