Where entropy is a punchline, and the punchline is a black hole.
S=1/4 \* h / λ \* Δx \* Δp
(That's the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, duh)
But did you hear about the latest black hole joke?
Why did the black hole go to the party?
Because it was a gravitational hit!
More terrible puns Even worse ones Event Horizon of Despair
But seriously, have you considered investing in some event horizon insurance?
(Disclaimer: No, just kidding, it's just a joke)