Welcome to the Multiverse of Jokes, where every possibility exists and none of them make sense.
Why did the Schrödinger's cat join a band? Because it was purr-fectly out of phase!
Why did the wave function go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little unbalanced!
Why did the superposition go to the party? Because it was a phase!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down, but it's not really heavy.
Why did the entangled particles go to the party? Because they were in a entangled relationship!
I'm not arguing, I'm just entangled in a different dimension!
Why did Heisenberg bring a ladder to the party? Because he was an uncertain comedian!
Why did the physicist quit his job? Because he didn't get the right wavelength!