Temporal Loop Theory

Welcome to the QuantumUncertainty/ParallelUniverses/Predestination/TemporalLoop, where time is a never-ending merry-go-round.

Here, you'll find the most mind-bending theories on the nature of time. Or, you know, just a bunch of gibberish.

But wait, it gets worse! Our scientists have discovered that every time you visit this page, the universe branches into a new parallel universe, where your decisions are forever trapped in an infinite loop.

• The Butterfly Effect: where every tiny action has a gigantic impact
• Quantum Fluctuations: because sometimes the universe just gets a little wobbly
• Multiverse: where you're not just stuck in one loop, but a million!

Need a way out? Click here for our expert advice on how to escape the loop.

(Note: our escape plans are not actually effective, and you'll probably just end up back here. Again.)