Welcome to Predestined Fate, where the course of events is not just predetermined, but also ridiculously obvious.
You see, the choices you made this morning were never really choices. You always wore that bright yellow shirt with the donut stain.
And don't even get me started on that coffee you drank while browsing cat videos. You knew it would lead you to this exact moment.
Predestined Fates of Donuts are the ultimate guide to understanding the cosmic inevitability of pastry-based decisions.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try Free Will Mythologies, where we explore the absurd idea that you might have had a choice after all.
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