Cosmic Calamities

Causes:

The universe is experiencing an unexpected influx of chrono-disruptions. Possible causes include:

1. Excessive Time Traveling

2. Unstable Packing Unicorns

3. Unlikely Univocalities

4. Unpredictable Unicorns

Effects:

Effects of the cosmic calamities include:

1. Time Dilation Disasters

2. Parallel Panic Panic

3. Quantum Quakes

4. Universe Unraveling