Quantum Quips Quoter

Welcome to the Quantum Quips Quoter, where jokes are so dense, they warp space-time.

Here are some quips from the infinite expanse of parallel universes:

• Someplace Else At A Time
• Someplace At Another Time
• Somewhere In Between

Or, if you'd rather, try asking a Quoter about the Quarky Quarks of quantum mechanics.