Predestination Theorem: A Guide to Knowing Your Whole Life

It's official: you had to be here. The universe, in its infinite wisdom, has predetermined every choice, every action, every pizza you'll ever eat. Don't worry, it's not like you have free will or anything.

Learn how to live with the weight of a predetermined future at:

• Predestined Pilgrimage: Walking the Path of Least Surprise
• Free Will Fiasco: The Horrifying Truth About Choice

Or, for the more existential:

• Quantum Nihilism: The Joy of Not Giving a Darn

Side Effects of Predestination:

• Loss of motivation due to lack of purpose.
• Increased reliance on fortune cookies.
• Spontaneous combustion of all creative endeavors.

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