Time Dilation Symptoms

When traversing the fabric of spacetime, one may experience:

Chrono-Disorientation: Feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending elevator.
Gravitational Fatigue: Your socks are perpetually tangled in the wash.
Quantum Flux: Your favorite pizza topping keeps changing to pineapple.

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