Why did Schrödinger's Cat join a band? Because he was a purr-cussionist!
Why did the physicist break up with his girlfriend? He found her mass to be attractive, but her charge was always negative!
More Superposition SillinessWhy did Heisenberg go to the party? Because he was a superposition of fun!
Why did Heisenberg bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to measure the uncertainty!
Why did Wittgenstein go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit fuzzy!
Why did Wittgenstein become a baker? He kneaded the dough!
Why did the electron go to the dance? Because it was a charged atmosphere!
Why did the photon go to the gym? To get some spin class!
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