Temporal Tales of Time Traveling Jokes

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

As he's sipping his drink, he hears a voice say,

"Psst, you've been in this bar for 30 minutes, you know."

Read more temporal tales of this particular barroom blooper!

A time traveler walks into a library and asks the librarian,

"Do you have any books on Pavlov's Law of Temporal Mechanics?"

The librarian replies,

"It's not a law, it's a theory."

Find out what else happens when you mess with the librarian!

A physicist walks into a coffee shop and orders a latte.

The barista replies,

"That'll be $3.50."

The physicist says,

"But I just traveled back in time from 2050, where coffee is free!"

Read more about the time-traveling coffee conundrums!

Stay tuned for more temporal tales and time-traveling jokes! Check out the next episode!