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About the Time Traveler's Guide to Bad Jokes

About the Time Traveler's Guide to Bad Jokes

A brief history of how I, a time-traveling comedian, discovered the secret to making people laugh while stuck in the past.

Read about my Early Life

Read about my Time Traveling Accidents

Today's Joke:

Why did the time-traveling comedian bring a ladder to the party?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

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Early Life

I was born in the 1800s, but my parents were so disappointed I didn't inherit their time-traveling genes, I was forced to become a clockmaker.

Little did they know, I was secretly taking time-traveling lessons from a wise old sage in the basement.

Read about my first time-traveling adventure

First Time Traveling

I traveled back to the Renaissance to see if I could learn from the masters.

I met Leonardo da Vinci, and we talked about art, science, and the importance of wearing a fedora in the 15th century.

Read about the joke that got me banned from the Uffizi Gallery

The Joke That Got Me Banned

I told a joke about the Mona Lisa's smile, and let's just say it was a 'painting' a bad picture.

Why did the Mona Lisa's smile go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little "starry-eyed"!

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Time Traveling Accidents

I've had my fair share of accidents while time-traveling, but none as bad as the time I got stuck in a time loop with a group of disco-dancing accountants.

We were stuck in 1979, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over, trying to get the perfect BeeGees harmonies.

Read about the great disco disaster

The Great Disco Disaster

We were all having the time of our lives, but things took a turn when I tried to do the "floss" dance with a 1970s robot.

The robot's mechanical arms malfunctioned, and I had to spend the next 10 years in a disco-themed rehab facility.

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The Aftermath

I returned to the present with a newfound appreciation for disco music and a bad case of 70s flair.

I had to start a support group for people who got stuck in time loops with disco dancers.

Learn about the DiscoRehab program

DiscoRehab

A 12-step program for people stuck in time loops with disco dancers.

Step 1: Admit you have a problem with disco.

Join a meeting!