Time Traveling Diaries

About the Time Traveler's Guide to Bad Jokes

A brief history of how I, a time-traveling comedian, discovered the secret to making people laugh while stuck in the past.

Today's Joke:

Why did the time-traveling comedian bring a ladder to the party?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

Early Life

I was born in the 1800s, but my parents were so disappointed I didn't inherit their time-traveling genes, I was forced to become a clockmaker.

Little did they know, I was secretly taking time-traveling lessons from a wise old sage in the basement.

First Time Traveling

I traveled back to the Renaissance to see if I could learn from the masters.

I met Leonardo da Vinci, and we talked about art, science, and the importance of wearing a fedora in the 15th century.

The Joke That Got Me Banned

I told a joke about the Mona Lisa's smile, and let's just say it was a 'painting' a bad picture.

Why did the Mona Lisa's smile go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little "starry-eyed"!

Time Traveling Accidents

I've had my fair share of accidents while time-traveling, but none as bad as the time I got stuck in a time loop with a group of disco-dancing accountants.

We were stuck in 1979, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over, trying to get the perfect BeeGees harmonies.

The Great Disco Disaster

We were all having the time of our lives, but things took a turn when I tried to do the "floss" dance with a 1970s robot.

The robot's mechanical arms malfunctioned, and I had to spend the next 10 years in a disco-themed rehab facility.

The Aftermath

I returned to the present with a newfound appreciation for disco music and a bad case of 70s flair.

I had to start a support group for people who got stuck in time loops with disco dancers.

DiscoRehab

A 12-step program for people stuck in time loops with disco dancers.

Step 1: Admit you have a problem with disco.