Where the past and present are just a joke.
Here's a story about the time the universe decided to play a prank on a chicken.
It was 3000 BCE, and the chicken, named Cluck Norris, was just minding his own business, pecking at some grain.
But then, BAM! A giant, glowing portal opened up in the sky, and out came a talking egg.
The egg, named Omelette, said, "Hey, Cluck, you're going on a wild ride!"
And with that, Cluck was transported through time and space to the present day, where he found himself in the middle of a rave party.
Cluck was confused, but also kinda into it. He started headbanging to the techno beats and got down with the locals.
Who knew chickens could get down like that?
But, as the sun started to rise, Cluck realized he had to get back home.
He said, "Dude, I'm a chicken. I have a flock to attend to."
And with that, he vanished into thin air, leaving behind a trail of confused rave-goers and a few dozen glow sticks.
And that, folks, is the tale of how Cluck Norris became the king of the rave scene.