Warning: the following tales are so dense, they may have a singularity-like effect on your sanity.
Where did Schrödinger's cat go on vacation last summer?
It's a catnip of confusion.
It was a purr-fectly absurd adventure.
He went to the moon and back... but forgot his keys.
Why did the proton go to the party?
Because it was a proton to have fun.
Everyone had a neutron of a party.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he was weightless her down.
She was accelerated to the break-up.
Why did the black hole go to the party?
Because it was a event horizon.
Everyone was hawking with terror.