Welcome to the Quantum Casino, where the odds are ever-changing and the laws of physics are merely optional!
Our Black Hole Bingo game is a thrilling experience, where you can win prizes that are almost certainly worth something!
Mark your cards with our patented Quantum Bingo markers, which are guaranteed to not fall into black holes, but maybe they will, who knows?
1. The game starts at 3:00 AM, precisely.
2. The caller will randomly select a number, which will be definitely between 1 and 100.
3. If you get five numbers in a row, you win!
But wait, there's more! If you get a number that is surprisingly large, you get to go to our Quantum Quarantine, where the laws of physics are optional!