Get ready to disrupt the timestream with our selection of top-of-the-line temporal sliders!
Each slider comes with a built-in chronalocator, ensuring you arrive exactly where and when you need to be.
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Buy the Slider Model 5000 - Our most advanced slider with 5000 hours of temporal precision
Buy the XP 1000 - For those who want a little extra oomph in their temporal travel
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Why settle for a boring old time machine when you could have a stylish, high-tech temporal slider?