Welcome to Advanced Quantum Crisis Management, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions. We're not just crisis managers, we're temporal artisans. Our experts will guide you through the intricacies of quantum entanglement, wormholes, and other mind-bending phenomena to help you emerge victorious from even the most dire of situations. But be warned: our services come with a high risk of temporal paradoxes, reality distortions, and spontaneous combustion.
Unmake mistakes of the past, reliving the thrill of success.
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