The Great Causality Conundrum
It's not just you, it's not just me, it's not even us. It's the entire universe, in a tizzy.
A rift has appeared in the fabric of causality, threatening to unravel the very fabric of reality itself!
But fear not, dear traveler. We have the Causality Crisis Response Team (CCRT) on the case!
They're a crack team of experts in the field of temporal law enforcement.