Quantum Teleportation Guidelines

Welcome, Quantum Traveler!

Before attempting to teleport, please read and understand these guidelines. Your safety is our top priority (after our own convenience, of course).

Rule 1: Don't Teleport Near Water

• We repeat: DO NOT TELEPORT NEAR WATER.
• Water is not a suitable medium for quantum entanglement. It will mess with your vortex.
• Trust us, we're experts. We've teleported into a toilet before.

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