Quantum Leaking: The Art of Sudden, Unpredictable Disappearance

By accessing this site, you agree to our Terms of Service, which are subject to change at any time without notice. We reserve the right to suddenly vanish without explanation or warning.

Section 1: The Unpredictable Disappearance Clause

1. You may experience sudden, unexplained disappearances of our site or any of its components.
2. Under no circumstances will we be held accountable for any inconvenience caused by our disappearance.

Section 2: The Quantum Leaking Warranty Disclaimer

1. Our warranty does not cover any damage caused by our disappearance or re-appearance.
2. By using our site, you acknowledge that our disappearance is not a defect, but a feature.