What is Quantum Quargle?
Quantum Quargle is a mysterious phenomenon where particles of matter and energy become trapped in an infinite loop, causing spontaneous combustion of socks in the washing machine.
Is it safe?
No. It's not. But hey, at least your socks will be clean.
How do I prevent it?
Sorry, it's a quantum thing. You can't really prevent it. But try not to wear matching socks, it's just a guess.
Can I travel back in time to prevent it?
Only if you have a functioning time machine, which we all know doesn't exist. But if it did, you'd probably end up with more socks to wash.