Balthazar McSnazz's Most Excellent Inventions

Transdimensional Toaster

This toaster can toast bread from alternate realities. It's still a work in progress, but the results are promising.

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Nano-Sized Time Traveler's Pocket Watch

This watch lets you travel through time, but only to places where you already are. It's great for procrastination.

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Invisibility Spray

Just spray this stuff on, and you'll be invisible. Unless you're near a blacklight. Or a camera. Or a nosy neighbor.

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