Welcome to the Paradoxical Pandemonium, where time is relative and so is the furniture.
We're currently experiencing a temporal rift that's causing all sorts of chrono-disruptions. Please, for the love of all that's sane, don't ask us about yesterday's lunch menu.
Random Facts and Fictional Things
• The Quantum Quarrel is a dimension-hopping, reality-bending, time-traveling entity with a penchant for 80s rock music.
• Our time-traveling abilities are currently on sale for 50% off, but only if you pay in cryptocurrency and a signed first edition of "The Timekeeper's Handbook."
• In our defense, time is just a social construct, so who needs to worry about it, right?