Q: What are the chances of a paradox occurring?
A: Oh, it's like flipping a coin. Except the coin is on fire and has a face that's a swirling vortex of probability.
Q: Can I travel through time to fix past mistakes?
A: No. You'll just end up making new, worse mistakes. Like buying a time-traveling toaster. Don't do it.
Q: Can I use the Quantum Quarrel's Time-Traveling Toaster?
A: Ha! You wish. That thing is in storage, covered in cobwebs and duct tape. It's a fire hazard.
Q: What about the infamous 5th Dimensional Sock?
A: Ah, that thing. Lost, probably forever. But rumor has it, it's now a prized possession of a time-traveling hipster.