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Welcome, fellow time-traveler! We're glad you're here.
This party is a celebration of all things parallel, all things paradoxical, and all things slightly unsettling.
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Don't be a Novikovian. Bring your own spoons.
Remember, the timeline is like a big ol' bowl of spaghetti - don't mess with it, or you'll end up with a bad case of the time loops.