Welcome, space traveler, to the QuasarQuakes guide to Planetary Punishments! Here, we dish out the dirtiest, most devastating disco-inspired calamities in the cosmos.
Spinning Disasters Astral AbominationsDon't forget to tip your space-steward for the best disco-fueled catastrophes in the galaxy!
1. Stellar Spinning Disaster: Our most popular punishment involves spinning a starship out of control, creating a cosmic vortex that'll leave you dizzy and confused.
2. Galactic Glitter Bomb: We unleash a shower of sparkly, rainbow-colored glitter that'll coat every surface in the galaxy, making it impossible to see, let alone breathe.
3. Black Hole Bop: We'll trap you in a tiny, swirling black hole that'll warp the fabric of space-time, making you the ultimate cosmic dance machine.
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