Welcome, fellow time-traveler, to QuasarQuirks, where the past, present, and future all get tangled up in a mess of trouble!
Today, you've found yourself stuck in the year 3050, and things aren't going so well. The robots have taken over, and the last of humanity's hopes for a decent coffee machine is dwindling. But don't worry, you're not alone in the void. There's a support group for time-travelers, and it's having a meeting right now.
Attend the meeting and find out what it's all about.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, you could try to tune up that time machine and get back to the good ol' days of the 80s, when neon was cool, and the only thing more popular than synth-pop was mullets.