QuillFencing: A Guide for the Utterly Inept

Congratulations, you've stumbled into the most epic guide for QuillFencing 101. Because, let's face it, you clearly need help. Our expert instructors have crafted this course to teach you how to fence with the best of them. Or, at the very least, not get yourself killed.

QuillFencing is an ancient art of using a quill as a sword. It's like fencing, but with a quill. It's like... well, it's actually just like fencing, but with a quill. And, honestly, it's a lot harder than it looks. But don't worry, we'll get you up and running in no time!

Lesson 1: The Quill: A Guide to Not Getting Poked

Lesson 2: QuillFencing 101: The Basics of Not Getting Your Head Cut Off

And that's it. That's all the help you'll get from us. Don't say we didn't warn you...