Breaking News: Local Man Still Can't Get His Cat to Take a Nap
Mr. Johnson, a 32-year-old resident of suburban Chicago, was seen frantically pacing back and forth in front of his cat's cage, shouting at the feline overlord to "just take a nap, Fluffy, for the love of all that is good and holy!"
When reached for comment, Mr. Johnson stated, "I've tried everything. I've turned off all the lights, I've put on soothing music, I've even worn my PJs to bed at 9 PM. But Fluffy just won't budge."
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