A Blooper is a rare and majestic creature, known for its ability to make the impossible possible. It's like a unicorn, but with more explosions.
According to ancient lore, Bloopers are born from the tears of a disillusioned artist who gave up on their dream of becoming a professional sandcastle builder.
Want to learn more about Bloopers? Check out our Blooperpedia: The Blooper's Guide to Being Impossible
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Blooper's Handbook for the Truly Desperate.
And, for the love of all that is bloopy, don't forget to check out our prophets of the Bloop: The Blooping Oracle