Welcome to the archives of Random Bloopers' formative years. A time when our beloved hero was still figuring out how not to do things.
**Blunder 3: The "I Ate the Whole Pizza By Myself" Incident**
It's a lesser-known fact that our hero once consumed an entire pie in one sitting, only to be found face down on the couch, pizza sauce stains on his shirt.
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