Our patented Random Result 100 algorithm uses cutting-edge artificial intelligence to produce a response that is completely unrelated to your query, but somehow still vaguely relevant.
We're not really sure what you're asking, but here's a wild guess:
Maybe you were asking for the secrets of the universe? Or possibly the recipe for the perfect grilled cheese sandwich? Either way, we're here to help... or confuse.
Try asking us another question, and we'll try to come up with something even more absurd!