Dimensional Hole Maintenance Log - 3456

Entry 1: Dimensional Hole 3456 is experiencing a Minor Reality Distortion due to a Quantum Flux Imbalance. Maintenance crew is on site.

Entry 2: Dimensional Hole 3456 is now Online after repair. However, Unreliable Squirrel has taken residence within the hole. Please do not feed.

Entry 3: Dimensional Hole 3456 is scheduled for Scheduled Reality Reboot on Wednesday. All users are advised to avoid the area.

Unreliable Squirrel is causing Interdimensional Chaos within Dimensional Hole 3456. Users are advised to bring Acorns as offerings to placate the creature.