Welcome to the Randomness and Chaos page, where the fabric of reality is constantly unraveling. Today's featured event: Random Acts of Terror!
A rogue toaster in the break room has been spewing forth a trail of mysterious crumbs, leaving a path of destruction in its wake. Some say it's a harbinger of the apocalypse. Others claim it's just a particularly mischievous intern.
Read more about ToasterGate and discover the truth behind the toaster's sinister plot to ruin your day.