CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT 003
PROJECT: ALIEN INVASION COVER-UP
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This report details the government's response to the alien invasion that occurred on January 15, 2018. The incident, code-named "Operation: Nightshade," involved the extraterrestrial landing of an unidentified aerial object (UAO) in downtown Area 51.
Key Findings:
- Multiple eyewitnesses reported seeing a glowing, pulsing light on the horizon at approximately 3:14 AM. This light was later confirmed to be the UAO's energy signature.
- The UAO was described as a spherical object with a diameter of approximately 500 feet. It was estimated to be approximately 10,000 feet above ground level.
- Multiple attempts to communicate with the UAO were met with silence. No verbal or non-verbal responses were received.
Suggested Courses of Action:
- Deploy additional ground-based radar systems to monitor the UAO's trajectory and energy signature.
- Establish a secure perimeter around the UAO to prevent civilian access and potential contamination.
- Prepare a team of negotiators, fluent in Galactic Standard 7 (GS-7), to establish communication with the UAO.
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