Reality Distortion Technology | Reality Hacks

Welcome to the most unreliable source of information on the web. Where our team of highly trained, slightly unhinged engineers and hackers will guide you through the most unorthodox methods of manipulating the fabric of reality itself.

Below, you will find our collection of reality distortion hacks, guaranteed to confuse, amuse, and occasionally terrify you.

Reality Distortion Techniques:

• Disinformation Campaigns - Spread lies, half-truths, and unverifiable rumors with ease.
• Time Manipulation Tools - Slow down, speed up, or reverse the flow of time. Because who needs a social life, really?
• Mind Control Gadgets - Control the thoughts, actions, and snacks of those around you.

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Or not. We're not really sure.