By accessing or using this Reality Distortion Technology, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you don't agree, you're probably already lost in the labyrinthine corridors of your own mind, in which case, please seek assistance.
Reality Distortion Technology is a service that manipulates the fabric of existence to create an ever-changing, ever-shifting reality. You agree that you will not hold us responsible for any changes to your perception of reality, no matter how disorienting or unsettling they may be.
We reserve the right to distort your reality at any time, without warning, for any reason, or no reason at all. You agree that our sole responsibility is to deliver a reality that is suitably bewildering and occasionally terrifying.
You agree to hold us harmless for any damage to your psyche, relationships, or sense of self. You understand that our Reality Distortion Technology is not a substitute for therapy, medication, or a good night's sleep.
By clicking "I Agree", you are essentially saying "Bring it on, we're ready to lose our minds!"
See Disclaimers for more information.
See Terms of Service II for the fine print.
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