Because reality was just too darn predictable, we've curated a selection of reality reboots designed to shake things up.
Our Reality Reboot Packages come in three tiers:
Which one is right for you?
Q: Will reality reboots affect my relationships?
A: Only in the best ways. Your loved ones will appreciate the novelty of your new, unpredictable reality.
Q: Are reality reboots permanent?
A: Nope. Just like a good game of "reality roulette." You can always reboot and try again.
Q: Can I cancel my reality reboot at any time?
A: Of course! We offer a full refund... in alternate dimensions.
If our reality reboots don't shake things up enough, we'll provide a free upgrade to our Reality Reboot Pro package, which comes with a complimentary side of existential dread.
Read the fine print.