Welcome, traveler, to the Realms of Ridicule, where the fabric of time is a mere suggestion. In this chapter of chaos, we'll guide you through the tedium of temporal displacement.
You are currently lost in the Time Dilation Zone, where the seconds tick by at a pace of exactly 0.5 seconds per minute. The locals are all very friendly, but the coffee is always 3 minutes late.
Explore the ChronoCascades, where the rivers of time flow uphill., or learn about the Time Dilation Tales, where the minutes are always in short supply.