StealthSoda Recipe 2: The Unseen Ingredient

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Mystery Malt
• 1/2 cup of Secret Syrup
• 1/4 cup of Unseen Ump
• A pinch of Unidentified Powder

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl of confusion.
2. Add a dash of skepticism.
3. Stir until the mixture is as confusing as your aunt's gossip.

Side effects may include: temporary loss of sanity, permanent loss of taste buds. Consume at your own risk.

Proceed to StealthSoda Recipe 3: The Unpredictable Ingredient for the next thrilling installment in the series.