Resolution 3: The Unofficial Minutes of the Record-Breakers Anon Meeting

Resolution 3: Ironing a Hot Dog While Riding a Unicycle

After much deliberation, it was decided that this record would require a delicate balance of ironing and unicycling skills.

Bob: "I'm not sure I can do it, but I'll give it a shot."

John: "I'm with you, Bob."

Resolution: 3:00:00 (yes, we timed it)

Decision: This record will be attempted at the next meeting.

Resolution 4: Eating a Bowl of Spaghetti While Ironing a Hot Dog

This record was deemed too difficult for the current team, but we'll get back to it at the next meeting.

Decision: Postpone for next meeting.

Resolution 5: Breaking the 10-Second Record for Ironing a Single Sheet of Paper

This one was a no-brainer. We're all experts at this by now.

Bob: "I can do it in 2.5 seconds."

John: "I'm not even in the running, Bob."

Resolution: 2.5 seconds

Decision: New record!