Warning: Blooping in public is a serious undertaking. Please do not attempt without proper training and safety gear.
Technique 1: The Bloop of Disguise
Master the art of blending into your surroundings by wearing an oversized trench coat and a fedora. Bonus points if you bring a fake mustache.
Read MoreTechnique 2: The Bloop of Distraction
Distract your enemies with an endless loop of dad jokes while you quietly Bloop in the background.
Read MoreTechnique 3: The Bloop of Stealth
Master the art of sneaking past security systems undetected by using an industrial-strength magnet to attract all the metal detectors.
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