Table of Contents
How to Consume
Step 1: Gather a Large Amount of Money
Step 2: Find a Suitable Vessel
Step 3: Add Excessively
Step 4: Repeat Steps 1-3 Until Satisfied
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Why Not to Consume
Side effects may include:
- Regret
- Sticker shock
- Discoloration of skin and clothing
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Tools and Techniques
For the advanced consumer, try:
- Credit card hacking
- Price comparison software
- Consume-a-tron 3000, the ultimate consumption assistant
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