Located in a crumbling old building with a leaky roof and questionable air quality, our office is a real treat.
We're not really sure why you'd want to come here, but hey, it's not like there's anything better to do in this one-horse town.
Our department is responsible for maintaining the local park's overgrown lawn and the recreation center's broken vending machine. We take pride in our work!
We've got a special team of experts who will carefully trim the weeds back to about 6 inches high. Because, you know, that's just the right amount of tall.
We've got a team of engineers who will try to fix the vending machine. Or at least, we'll try to get it working again until it breaks again.