Red Tape Regulations: Forms to Fill Out

Form 1: Application for Permission to Exist

Name:
Reason for Existing:
Risk Assessment (Scale of 1-10):
Submit and Wait for Approval

Don't forget to include a detailed, single-page essay on why you're worthy of existing.

Go to Form 2: Permission to Breathe

Form 2: Permission to Breathe

Oxygen Level (ppm):
Carbon Dioxide Level (ppm):
Air Quality Rating (out of 10):
Check and Wait for Approval

Please note that these levels must be within the acceptable range of 0.5-1.5 ppm and 0-0.5 ppm respectively, or else you may be denied permission to breathe.

Go to Form 3: Permission to Move Your Limbs