Procrastination Through Subtractive Sculpture

Welcome to the art of carving away at your responsibilities, one chunk of time at a time.

Here you will find the most advanced techniques in procrastination through subtractive sculpture, guaranteed to leave you with nothing but a hole where your deadlines once were.

Lesson 1: The Basics of Carving a Hole in Your To-Do List

Start by choosing a task that seems particularly onerous. Any task will do, really, but something with a hard deadline is always a good choice.

• Carve away at it with a dull tool until you've removed the entire thing.
• Repeat this process until your entire list is nothing but a collection of holes.
• Voila! You have successfully procrastinated through your to-do list.

Lesson 2: Advanced Techniques for Carving Away at Your Sanity

Now that you've mastered the basics, it's time to take your skills to the next level. Try these advanced techniques to really dig in and see just how much you can get away with:

• Carve away at your tasks with a rusty old chisel, for maximum stress and anxiety.
• Use a sledgehammer to remove the entire wall of deadlines that's holding you back.
• Take a break every 20 minutes to stare blankly at a wall and wonder why you're not getting anything done.

For further study, we recommend visiting our Advanced Techniques in Subtractive Sculpting page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Extreme Procrastination Through Sculpting course.

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